Milking Joke
An American, an Englishman and Sardar get in to a milking competition: who milks most in an hour. The American & English both milk 20 litres; the Sardar one litre and gets the prize...the reason? It is a bull.
Chainsaw Joke
A Sardar buys a chainsaw and returns to complain that he could cut only 2 trees in an hour whereas the shopkeeper had promised that it could cut 20. The shopkeeper says 'let me check' and switches it on. The Sardar looks surprised and asks"what is the noise?"
An American, an Englishman and Sardar get in to a milking competition: who milks most in an hour. The American & English both milk 20 litres; the Sardar one litre and gets the prize...the reason? It is a bull.
Chainsaw Joke
A Sardar buys a chainsaw and returns to complain that he could cut only 2 trees in an hour whereas the shopkeeper had promised that it could cut 20. The shopkeeper says 'let me check' and switches it on. The Sardar looks surprised and asks"what is the noise?"
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